"No, y'see, I'll keep you on standby," He raised his hands, knowing this was a stupid idea that would never happen, but he really wanted to get it out into the air. Also he almost got a laugh. He bet he could do better. "And while we're on route, you can make, I dunno, bird calls or something if we're headed into rough territory and we'll just change course! Plus we'll have 'em sign a waver, nobody can sue us. I'll split the profits with you, 30/70!"